Britney performs 'Mannequin,' takes concept too literally

Mannequin is the only track from Circus that I can still listen to; the production is fly and the beat knocks. But this is some bullshit. First off, Britney looks like a cheap hooker from Jersey. Second, that choreography has to be some of the most uninspiring I've ever seen, and the delivery the most spiritless. Bitch has no swagger. None. She's not singing. And she's not working the stage. Yet, this bitch is preparing to tour America AGAIN this summer. Why are people paying for this? You want a show? -- my friend Amima and I have done better impromptu choreography to Mannequin in the comfort of her living room. This shit is a joke.

Super Duper Uh-Maze-N - Lady GaGa: Paparazzi (Live Acoustic)

This is incredible. Like, try and forget that I have an IV constantly feeding me GaGa Kool-Aid for a minute and allow yourself to enjoy the magic. Seriously, who else does this? You have all the cookie-cutter pop acts who don't write any of their shit, desperately trying to remain current by shaving half their heads or showing their cho-chas (or, in one particularly desperate case, both) and can't actually sing when they finally do get up on stage. And then you have GaGa. I hate when people call her the next Britney or Princess of Pop. Britney never had a fraction of GaGa's talent. Ever. And she damn sure doesn't have it now. Britney sold a lot of records. Period. And it's debatable how much of that even had anything to do with her. Anyway, let me cut myself off before this becomes any more scathing. Check out the live, acoustic version of Paparazzi from Lady GaGa's debut album, The Fame, below.

ha ha hee hee ha ha ho - Britney: If U Seek Amy Music Video

Britney's turned out her video for third single If U Seek Amy. Check it out...



This is definitely my favorite video of the three she's released to promote Circus. She's picking the right singles and it's becoming easier to look at her without worrying if she'll fall asleep during her choreography. She's still not the Britney we knew and loved but, it's a decent pop video; definitely a step up from the whack Toxic parody that was the Womanizer video. What do you guys think?

The Buck bashes Britney

Yes yes yes. Everything I've wanted to say about Britney but didn't want to actually write, lol. Also, isn't it amazing how Michael Buckley is simultaneously obnoxious and adorable?

Damn, it's December!

Wow, time flies. Here it is December, and nodnarb is coming up on its first anniversary! I hope someone, somewhere has enjoyed my ramblings thus far and I'm looking forward to talking more trash in 2009! Here's what's going on this December:

Yesterday, Brandy released her first album since 2004, Human. Britney Spears released Circus, her second "comeback" album in two years, last week. Brad Pitt stars in the film adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald short story The Curious Case of Benjamin Button due on Christmas Day. And, Will 'Blockbuster' Smith will star in Seven Pounds on the 19th.

Oh, and how could I forget. Happy Holidays, lovers!!!

Um, that's it? - Britney Performs Womanizer

Britney Jean Spears gave her first live performance since last year's humiliating showing at the VMAs at the Bambi awards in Germany. Check it out.



I'm sorry, but that was whack. I could cut her some slack, but honestly, why should I? The choreography was a joke; she walked around the stage and fixed her microphone more than anything. And the mike was nothing but a prop so I don't even know why she bothered with that. She looked good, I'll give her that. But she really should have put some hot choreography down. The whole circus theme has, frankly, been exhausted by Christina Aguilera. She did it all and it looked better than that. Fans are going to go crazy because she managed to stay on beat for the entire performance, but I'm not so easily pleased. Come harder, Britney. I know you have it in you.

"Boy, don't try to front..." - Britney Spears: Womanizer

Britney has finally gotten it together and turned out an acceptable video. People are making a big fuss over how awesome it is, but honestly, expectations were about as high as they were for Palin at the VP debate. That being said, the video is definitely comeback worthy as it’s heads and tails above the shiteous videos she, or rather, her management churned out for Blackout. Britney looks good, best when naked, and though the video can be described as the poor man’s Toxic, a knock-off of her best work is, again, more than we could have hoped for. Womanizer still sits at the bottom of the charts (currently 96 on the Hot 100) but you can be sure Britney’s fans won’t stand idly by for long, not with Christina vying on the charts as well.

The Iowa Caucuses?!?!...girl, please, did you hear about BRITNEY?!

Not to be outdone by, you know, more important things, like, I dunno, say the presidency, the hot, rancid mess that is Britney Spears put on her own show last night. Apparently she held her kids hostage, was high on something or other, was whisked away in an ambulance, yada yada. Goddamnit, I am so sick and tired of hearing about her. It's one thing to be all over the tabloids, but CNN coverage?! It's outrageous, especially on a night where something a little more important was going on. It's not like they didn't have anything else to report. It's a reflection of our sordid society, and it's sad. You have to believe that there are people livid out there, looking for coverage on the caucuses and finding that Britney Spears is "breaking news" on CNN. I'm 21 and an avid connoisseur of pop music, and I'm livid. "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE." We don't care.