Shoot me, it's Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus!

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift just performed together. I thought I had the wrong channel. Taylor Swift is an abomination of a singer. Case in point: Miley Cyrus made her look like an amateur. Throw all the pen and paper you want at the girl, as she seems more than able of capturing the complex and gripping emotions of a 14-year-old girl. But, dear God please, don't give that girl a microphone.

Jennifer Hudson just performed as well. I almost needed a tissue. I think it's fair to say that Jennifer is just going to be very sad for a while. She still did great, despite it all. She held back the tears during her performance like a trooper. Hang in there, girl.

Are You Watching the Grammys?

Hey! The 51st Annual Grammys are airing right now. Are you tuning in?

For all of its flaws, I always find myself in front of my television on Grammy night. They aren't perfect, but it's the music industry's highest honor, and I'd feel almost sacrilegious not watching. U2 opened the show with an alright performance of their new single Get on Your Boots. Whitney came out next looking pretty damn good, but still looking a little...eccentric, we shall say. Jennifer Hudson scored Best R&B album; very heartening after her terrible year. And, Justin Timberlake, Keith Urban, Boyz II Men, and the legendary Al Green all took the stage together to perform the classic Let's Stay Together. Pretty solid show so far, I have to say.

Coldplay's on now... BRB.