Janet Jackson's HB Cover, A New Job for Ellen, "I Got You on Candid Camera w/my iPod Nano!"

Miss Jackson is looking fabulous on the cover of October's Harper's Bazaar. Go here to read the exclusive interview, her first since Michael's death.

America's favorite lesbian will be on America's favorite TV show: it's been revealed that Ellen DeGeneres will be the fourth judge on American Idol this season, replacing Paula Abdul. Ellen's absolutely amazing, but how much does she know about singing??

Steve Jobs is back on his feet after liver transplant surgery. He says he's fortunate to be alive and urges everyone to become organ donors. I agree. Updates were relatively light for Apple this year; thankfully my original iPod Touch isn't horribly outdated (yet). You can however purchase a new, metallic iPod Nano complete with video camera. Yeah, 'cause that's necessary. Also, iTunes Version 9.0 is now available.

More of John Mayer on Ellen

Yeah, I'm kinda crushing...

This makes me happy - John Mayer & Ellen DeGeneres Sing in the Bathroom

I love Ellen. She always gets me to smile. So, she's doing this "Bathroom Concert Series" on her show, one of the cutest concepts ever. This time, she invited John Mayer in the bathroom with her to sing Lady GaGa's ubiquitous hit, Just Dance. Even though John Mayer's currently deluded enough to be dating Jennifer Aniston, I've got love for him. He's dreamy and he makes good music (John snagged two more Grammys to add to his collection on Sunday). And, he's really tall. Check out the Grammy-deserving duet.