Down the rabbit hole - First Look at Burton's Alice in Wonderland

Wow. Just, wow. This has me looking forward to March, 2010. Who the hell looks forward to March?! Some people say Tim Burton shouldn't be allowed to tinker with children's movies, and I say kill those people because they're stupid. Burton turns everything into creepy, creepy gold. And, Johnny Depp! You just know his Mad Hatter is going to be incredible. He should spend the rest of his career portraying crazy people. Helena Bonham Carter looks frightening as f*** as the Red Queen. Love it. This marks Depp's and Burton's seventh collaboration; I say keep 'em coming.

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Whoa, maybe I should go see Juno...

...It got nominated for four Oscars, including Best Motion Picture, and a Best Actress nod for Ellen Page, which is phenomenal for her. Congrats! People have been talking about Juno, but I don't know anyone who has actually seen it. But, clearly it does something right.

The other nominations don't really excite me, except for one: JOHNNY DEPP! Johnny's been nominated twice before in recent years, for Pirates 1 and Finding Neverland, and this time he gets the nod for his work in Sweeney Todd. He got the Golden Globe for this role earlier this year, but I doubt he'll take the Oscar home. That's fine, though. We still love you, Johnny.