That's more like it - Mariah Carey: I Stay in Love on X-Factor

Now this is the Mariah we know and...tolerate. Pre-recorded vocals and expert miming. God knows why I Stay in Love is the next single, but after watching this you'd be fooled into believing that Mariah's still got it. That is, if you didn't just watch her butcher Hero. Tsk, tsk.

And damn. We know Whitney stole Mariah's retoucher, but did she swipe her hair stylist, too?! We know you relish the 90s, Mariah, but the rest of us have moved on.